Tumawa muna tayo – Joke lang….
JUST FOR LAUGHS! (Reposted from Messenger):
“Duterte, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally Duterte gets his turn and talks for 4 hours, with his usual rants and cuss. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is Php5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Duterte got to call The Philippine so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies: “Since Rody took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
Plane with 5 passengers on board:
Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, takes one and jumps.
Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the ten year old: “You can have the last parachute. I’ve lived my life, yours is only just starting.”
The 10 year old replied: “Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag.”